You know how cars are usually modelled by sexy, barely-clad women? I wanted to try to find some sexy barely-clad men modelling cars.
It was harder than I expected.
Okay, that’s not a bad car. But, I don’t think you’re trying hard enough with the sexy looks.
Okay, again with the car, but the sexy? No.
Dude, that’s not even a car. Come on. Here. let the Dukes show you how it’s done.
Now you try.
Are you even trying? Ok, I guess there seems to be an attempt at a smouldering gaze. Possibly. I think I’m being a bit generous.
What? Why did you turn up when I did a google search for ‘sexy men on cars’?
Right, I think I’m going to give up.
Trying harder. Maybe you need the influence of a good lady? Come on, folks, show ’em how it’s done.