After the debacle that was the theme park Jurassic Park (in the first film), you’d think they’d know better, but no. Capitalism must prevail. Ian Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum) is sent back to the island against his better judgement to join another scientist, Sarah Harding (Julianne Moore) – coincidentally, his girlfriend. Not that he knew she’d gone there. And his daughter sneaks along because of course. But it’s not just an exploration expedition – of course, there are people trying to make money. So a group of baddies, (including one of my fave actors, Peter Stromare, plus the late great Pete Postlethwaite) are messing with things they don’t know about.
Oh, this is a terrible film. So bad. The plot makes little-to-no-sense, the characters are constantly acting against their best interests for no logical reason, it’s just dumb dumb dumb. And I kind of loved it Kind of a lot.