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The Alphabet of a Thousand. A Thank You.

This is post number one thousand for ireckonthat. What started as an experimentation in blogging and money has moved through a major procrastination and into a general film, TV and book diary for myself, and if you like it, awesome. But today, as a thank you to anyone who has followed this, or reads it, or just stumbles across it, here is the alphabet of a thousand – I have put 1000 into google images followed by a letter and taken the first option given.

So, 1000 a = 1000 armed kannon.

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1000 bill

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1000 cranes

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1000 dollar bill

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1000 elephants

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1000 Forms of Fear

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1000 games

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1000 HP Honda Odyssey

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1000 Islands

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1000 Jefferson Hobken

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1000 kisses

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1000 likes

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1000 mph car

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1000 note

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1000 Ocean Boca Raton

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1000 peso bill

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1000 questions

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1000 rupee note

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1000 steps beach

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1000 to 1

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1000 US dollar bill

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1000 views

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1000 ways to die

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1000 xmr

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1000 yard stare

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1000 zasto

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Chicken coops

 

 

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I friend just posted this image of a trampoline which has been recycled into an awesome chicken coop and I knew I wanted more – especially as I have at least three readers who have chickens. Maybe more. Enjoy some of these amazing designs.

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Amazing Facepainting

Forget about a tiger or a butterfly – it is amazing what people can do with a face and a bit of make-up. Here are some cool ones I found before becoming too upset at the number of extremely violent and scary Halloween ones (think unzipping faces to reveal muscles, cut aways, bites, and all very, very realistic-looking)

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Putting a work of art on your face was pretty popular, like this American Gothic representation. The eyes on this freak me out.  But the Kiss one – that’s just beautiful!

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I’m not sure who would want to dress up as either popcorn or a pineapple (perhaps a ‘p’ themed party?) but it’s good to know you can if you want to.

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Aw, sweet. A couple’s costume. No wait… Argh!

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I think these guys are almost cheating given the things which have been added on, but wow!

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Starting to get creepy. Here are a couple more creepy ones:

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And finally, an amusing and kind of sweet one.

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600!

Who-da thunk it? I’ve written 600 separate entries. No wonder I’m tired… Here are some 600s for ya. Not quite sure about all of them… Thanks for reading.

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Cutest Dogs Ever

After all those reviews today, I just wanted to kick back and look at something cute. Check out these dogs.Screen shot 2013-08-21 at 3.52.55 PMNot sure why that image in the middle on the left is there…

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Don’t you feel good now?

 

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What’s a girl to do when she wants style and weapons?

Anyone who knows me well knows I love high fashion items, and I don’t want to have to compromise my looks for some good-old violent self-defence. Luckily, Google Images did not disappoint.

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These guys clearly give me a wide range of colour options without compromising on brand. That’s important to me. But sometimes, I want something with all the bling, but that will go with anything. For all my daily outfit changes. What better than gold?

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Not violent enough?

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Need greater range? Perhaps wanting to take out a rival’s helicopter?

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It’s not all about firepower, though. Sometimes, what I really want is to have a variety of defences.

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To fit in a cheeky clutch?

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And finally, for the zombie apocalypse.

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Of course, I’ll need to rethink all of this for next season. I can only hope that peace isn’t the next big fashion item.

 

 

 

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Beautiful Animals – Google Images

How many pages do you reckon you’d have to get through on a Google Image search using the term ‘beautiful animals’ before you get a human? I thought it would be on the first page. Nope, got to page five before a lady appeared. But there are some darned beautiful animals here. And some creepy ones. And what is the story with the weird panda?

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Gathered

A friend introduced me to a group on Facebook, #amonthof. It’s a group which has a series of prompts each day and you can respond any way you want – photos, poems, writing, whatever. For January 5, the prompt was ‘gathered’ and I was totally and utterly stumped. Then I remembered Google Images. Phew! This is certainly not as funny as some of the searches I’ve done, but I like it. Especially because it started with my favourite bird.

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2. Organza choker with gathered white satin centre strip

3. Members of the Citizens Assembly

4. & 5. Magazine cover – Gathered by Mollie Makes

6. Gathered for a traditional Chinese meal

7. Gathered with gauze montage

8. Friends gathered around actress Maria Rangel

9. Fans gather to celebrate Michael Jackson’s life

10. Gathered crop cardigan

11. Embroidered edging gathered and beaded

12. Gathered dust ruffle for crib

13. People gathered in square in Xagra

14. Gathered pillow

15. Templates from Mollie Makes

16. Gathered velvet cushion smoke

17. Polly gathered corset dress

18. Flamingos gathered in Kenya

19. A small crowd gathered

20. Oh, it’s the dust ruffle again

21. One shoulder gathered diamonte

22. Stenciled gathered flowers

23. Three office workers gathered around a PC

24. Gathered velvet cushion sapphire

25. Magazine cover – Gathered y Mollie Makes

26. Satin strapless softly curved neckline

27. Gathered front top

28. The castles new family gathered

 

 

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Merry Christmas!

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Worst Book Covers

It’s been a while since I’ve done a good old Google images search. This time, I put in Worst Book Covers, but I think this has also shown worst book titles. Here’s the first page of the search.1. The Rifleman. There’s a child holding a log of wood in a particularly suggestive location in front of a cowboy. That’s creepy.

2.Satan Burger. It’s a bum. Kinda crouched over a plate. I don’t want to look too closely.

3. Moment of Truth. I wasn’t sure why this came up until I read the post it was attached to that asks what she is doing with her hand…

4. The Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories. Lesbian horses?

5. Song of Albion. There’s a ghost man leaking out of the other man’s chest. Weird.

6. Cooking with Pooh. It doesn’t say Cooking with Poo. But that’s what people are reading.

7. Invisible Dick. Enough said.

8. Tarzan. He appears to be seducing the little monkey.

9. How to Avoid Huge Ships. Second Edition.

10. Games You Can Play with your Pussy. Hilarity going back to the ‘Are You Being Served?’ days.

11. The Worst Book I Ever Read. There’s a little snake/vine creature spitting in the lady’s face.

12. Zombie Raccoons and Killer Bunnies.

13. The Beginner’s Guide to Sex in the Afterlife. Some titles really need no comment.

14. Fellow Fags.

15. Scouts in bondage. At least, one of them is in a river.

16. A random picture of Robocop. Should be one in every search.

17. The Best Dad is a Good Lover. Oh dear.

18. It’s a man and a tractor. Awesome.

19. Mikhail Gorbachev is Gog and Magog. The Biblical Antichrist. Interestingly (I reckon) I was in Melbourne’s Royal Arcade and saw the statues of Gog and Magog. They’re cool.

20. What’s Your Poo Telling You? Shit jokes, I reckon.

21. I Knocked Up Satan’s Daughter.

22. Eat the Document. With a picture of the body of a woman with erect nipples wearing an ugly jumper and jeans combo. Black and white, no idea why.

23. If ‘Fancy Coffins’ doesn’t get you, read the small print. ‘To Make Yourself.’ Yup, homemade coffins.

24. Good-bye, Testicles. I want to read this one. The dog looks really sad to be losing his testicles.

25. The Long Journey of Mister Poop. Bet it’s crap.

26. Forth on the Atari. Learn by using. I think Forth must be a computer game. I love that the word ‘Forth’ is carved from rock and being held up by a he-man type character. Without the cool blond bob, that is.

27. Sir Dominic Flandry. What a great name for a book. Not sure about the weird nakedness of the woman behind the man with the sword. Is she nude? Maybe. Maybe not. No-one can tell.

28. Ugly Book Cover Love. It’s not so ugly.

29. Are Women Human? I’d take a stab in the dark and say yes.

There were heaps of good covers on the second page, but my favourite by far is this one:

It’s the question we’ve all been asking ourselves for aeons. The lesson to be learned from all of this? Sometimes, you should judge a book by the cover.

 

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