This is post number one thousand for ireckonthat. What started as an experimentation in blogging and money has moved through a major procrastination and into a general film, TV and book diary for myself, and if you like it, awesome. But today, as a thank you to anyone who has followed this, or reads it, or just stumbles across it, here is the alphabet of a thousand – I have put 1000 into google images followed by a letter and taken the first option given.
So, 1000 a = 1000 armed kannon.
1000 dollar bill
1000 Forms of Fear
1000 HP Honda Odyssey
1000 Jefferson Hobken
1000 mph car
1000 Ocean Boca Raton
1000 peso bill
1000 rupee note
1000 steps beach
1000 to 1
1000 US dollar bill
1000 ways to die
1000 yard stare
Forget about a tiger or a butterfly – it is amazing what people can do with a face and a bit of make-up. Here are some cool ones I found before becoming too upset at the number of extremely violent and scary Halloween ones (think unzipping faces to reveal muscles, cut aways, bites, and all very, very realistic-looking)
Putting a work of art on your face was pretty popular, like this American Gothic representation. The eyes on this freak me out. But the Kiss one – that’s just beautiful!
I’m not sure who would want to dress up as either popcorn or a pineapple (perhaps a ‘p’ themed party?) but it’s good to know you can if you want to.
Aw, sweet. A couple’s costume. No wait… Argh!
I think these guys are almost cheating given the things which have been added on, but wow!
Starting to get creepy. Here are a couple more creepy ones:
And finally, an amusing and kind of sweet one.
After all those reviews today, I just wanted to kick back and look at something cute. Check out these dogs.Not sure why that image in the middle on the left is there…
Don’t you feel good now?
Anyone who knows me well knows I love high fashion items, and I don’t want to have to compromise my looks for some good-old violent self-defence. Luckily, Google Images did not disappoint.
These guys clearly give me a wide range of colour options without compromising on brand. That’s important to me. But sometimes, I want something with all the bling, but that will go with anything. For all my daily outfit changes. What better than gold?
Not violent enough?
Need greater range? Perhaps wanting to take out a rival’s helicopter?
It’s not all about firepower, though. Sometimes, what I really want is to have a variety of defences.
To fit in a cheeky clutch?
And finally, for the zombie apocalypse.
Of course, I’ll need to rethink all of this for next season. I can only hope that peace isn’t the next big fashion item.
How many pages do you reckon you’d have to get through on a Google Image search using the term ‘beautiful animals’ before you get a human? I thought it would be on the first page. Nope, got to page five before a lady appeared. But there are some darned beautiful animals here. And some creepy ones. And what is the story with the weird panda?